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I hope 2010 is good for everyone, and brings about good changes. 2 more lovely ladies for this months page, dont ask me thier names, I dont care.

Squiffys Sidespliters
Email warning:
If you receive email with attachment 'Susan Boyle Naked' DO NOT OPEN It's not a virus, it's a picture of Susan Boyle naked!

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.
It seemed that all of my aunts and the grand motherly types used to come up
to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, 'YOU'RE NEXT'.
They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

A gunman has broken into the 'Celebrity' Big Brother House and killed everyone. The victims are yet to be identified.

Got into an argument with a broken fridge yesterday. Things started to get heated.

So JCB have invented a new scoop for their diggers.
It's ground breaking stuff.

An army platoon was on patrol in Helmand when they came upon an Afghan insurgent, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the platoon sergeant asked the injured soldier what had happened.

The soldier reported, “I was moving north along the road here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Osama Bin Laden was a miserable, low-life scumbag who’d get what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a fat, useless, lying one-eyed Jock, and Lord Mandelson is a pillow biting shyster!

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid, hatchet faced spinster.”

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!”

“And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a bloody bus hit us.”